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real_women_29, 29

Milton keynes, Buckinghamshire

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ABOUT
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman.
The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

HERE IS WHAT I SAY TO THIS

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, Id rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kid, to have dinner with my husband or boyfriend ( hope to have one ), to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isnt enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?!

HI THERE HERES A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME

I am 29 years old i have one child and want no more children i am 30 years old this year doom doom doom LOL

i like to see my friends and family alot and laugh loads i always have a great time when i am with my mates and family

i am who i am and your gonna love me or hate me thats me ..... i am no model and i dnt try to be i have lumps and bumps and they are part of me simple so IF U LOOKING FOR A BONE TO PLAY WITH THEN U BEST MOVE ON NOW...
QUICK FACTS
Status
Single
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4"
Figure
Average
Hair
Brunette
Eyes
Blue
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